h2008's definitions

Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."

HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!

by h2008 June 12, 2018

pi

This isn't a number. It's a cake like thingy placed in a tin and baked in an oven, you little shits.

I am just gonna write p... hang on! What's that smell? Poop flavored pie?! Must go!

by h2008 July 14, 2018

baby language

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

chocolate nut roll

A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.

Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!

by h2008 June 16, 2018

pop

When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.

I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018