Definitions by h2008

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

lil pump by h2008 February 21, 2019

ALLAHU AKBAR 

You think it means "god is great" in Arabic, right?

You're kind of right, but wrong at the same time.

It actually is a phrase for people when some bomb or some shit like that is near you.

Muslim: الله أكبر (God is great)
bomb has been planted
Terrorist 1: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Terrorist 2: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
bomb explodes

ALLAHU AKBAR by h2008 December 1, 2018

lincolnshire 

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

lincolnshire by h2008 November 18, 2018

nigga

the best word ever!
it also means black people who have no money

yo, this nigga need some milk

nigga by h2008 November 4, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

Haribo Penis by h2008 November 4, 2018

hard nut 

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

hard nut by h2008 August 28, 2018

baby language 

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

baby language by h2008 August 28, 2018