27 definitions by h2008

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 15, 2018

fort

a little secret area in a store or in a house where youtubers chill, spend the night and upload their reactions. it's not a castle like building.

John, are you coming into my secret water bottle fort???

by h2008 August 01, 2018

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

by h2008 February 21, 2019

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

nigga

the best word ever!
it also means black people who have no money

yo, this nigga need some milk

by h2008 November 04, 2018

noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018

pop

When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.

I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!

by h2008 June 16, 2018