noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018

baby language

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 04, 2018

pop

When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.

I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

by h2008 February 21, 2019

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

chocolate nut roll

A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.

Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!

by h2008 June 16, 2018