h2008's definitions

Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."

HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!

by h2008 June 12, 2018

noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018

fort

a little secret area in a store or in a house where youtubers chill, spend the night and upload their reactions. it's not a castle like building.

John, are you coming into my secret water bottle fort???

by h2008 August 1, 2018

stampylonghead

A kid-friendly Minecraft youtuber who has a lot of subs thanks to his childish-related personality. He did swear in 2012, and he once said "fucking". So not that kid-friendly back in the day?

Bro, what are you watching? Idk who it is?
I am watching stampylonghead m8. Why do u wanna know bro?

by h2008 June 12, 2018

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

nigga

the best word ever!
it also means black people who have no money

yo, this nigga need some milk

by h2008 November 4, 2018

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018