h2008's definitions

bj

A bj is when someone sucks your penis and you suck their penis.

Imma have a bj with mi girl tonight

by h2008 July 12, 2018

SMFD

SMFC stands for Suck My Fucking Dick.

Hey you, SMFD!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

Xbox 360 Kinect

The most best console ever made in history. It had the best "kinect" games.

Bro, what are you doing on the Xbox 360 Kinect?
playing my fav game, kinect sports season 2 m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

pi

This isn't a number. It's a cake like thingy placed in a tin and baked in an oven, you little shits.

I am just gonna write p... hang on! What's that smell? Poop flavored pie?! Must go!

by h2008 July 14, 2018

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

baby language

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

pop

When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.

I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!

by h2008 June 17, 2018