27 definitions by h2008

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.
Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8
by h2008 June 15, 2018
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a little secret area in a store or in a house where youtubers chill, spend the night and upload their reactions. it's not a castle like building.
John, are you coming into my secret water bottle fort???
by h2008 August 01, 2018
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a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock
Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.
by h2008 February 21, 2019
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possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it
i fucking hate lincolnshire
by h2008 November 18, 2018
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WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.
Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...
by h2008 July 30, 2018
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When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.
I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!
by h2008 June 16, 2018
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