skaltum 

A skaltum is a creature with a small genitalia that lives in small caves or dungeons and is often caged. it is also worth while knowing that a skaltum is often beaten by its dad for entertainment every other weekend, this may be a public event. it may be important to know that skaltum also enjoys toes

i saw a skaltum
really?
ya his dad kicked the shit out of him

skaltum by mickypay April 4, 2008

Skalumberate 

The act of a hermaphrodite having sexual intercourse with itself

Person A: Dude...I totally skalumberated last night for hours.

Person B: Dude...you're a fucking hermaphrodite?..thats fucking sick.

Skalumberate by Duke Gushington October 27, 2008

skalum 

A scrotum, (the pouch of skin that holds the testes), but very small in size. A skalum is typically at least half the size of the average scrotum.

The word skalum originated in Philadelphia, PA, at a pharmaceutical company. It is a combination of a former computer support employee's last name and scrotum. He was a tiny man, and his scrotum was minuscule. Hence, a "skalum".

"I was feeling like a stud until she laughed at my skalum".

"When it's cold outside, you can't even see my skalum!"

skalum by schwamusic August 12, 2008