A skaltum is a creature with a small genitalia that lives in small caves or dungeons and is often caged. it is also worth while knowing that a skaltum is often beaten by its dad for entertainment every other weekend, this may be a public event. it may be important to know that skaltum also enjoys toes
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A scrotum, (the pouch of skin that holds the testes), but very small in size. A skalum is typically at least half the size of the average scrotum.
The word skalum originated in Philadelphia, PA, at a pharmaceutical company. It is a combination of a former computer support employee's last name and scrotum. He was a tiny man, and his scrotum was minuscule. Hence, a "skalum".
The word skalum originated in Philadelphia, PA, at a pharmaceutical company. It is a combination of a former computer support employee's last name and scrotum. He was a tiny man, and his scrotum was minuscule. Hence, a "skalum".
"I was feeling like a stud until she laughed at my skalum".
"When it's cold outside, you can't even see my skalum!"
"When it's cold outside, you can't even see my skalum!"
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