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A scrotum, (the pouch of skin that holds the testes), but very small in size. A skalum is typically at least half the size of the average scrotum.

The word skalum originated in Philadelphia, PA, at a pharmaceutical company. It is a combination of a former computer support employee's last name and scrotum. He was a tiny man, and his scrotum was minuscule. Hence, a "skalum".
"I was feeling like a stud until she laughed at my skalum".

"When it's cold outside, you can't even see my skalum!"
skalum by schwamusic August 12, 2008
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A character from the Swedish comic "Bamse". He's a turtle and smart.
Skalman gillar bamse
skalman by Pras Hoony October 21, 2004
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Salum is the one who annoying and gate attentions to other people, mostly salum is very clever highly consious.The heart of salum is full of love andmercy ,most of respect in other way you can say that salum is struggle man since lazyness is not comprise with him
Salum is a strong man

Skilumper 

The sucker you make carry your skis
-"I thought you hated that guy, why'd you invite him along?"
-"Oh, he's our skilumper."
Skilumper by BIGjava February 6, 2012

skalimper 

Skalimper: An ass licker, someone who snacks on snails; disease from the anus.
Stop being a skalimper, bro, you stink.
skalimper by darcy_defines March 5, 2022

Skalumberate 

The act of a hermaphrodite having sexual intercourse with itself
Person A: Dude...I totally skalumberated last night for hours.

Person B: Dude...you're a fucking hermaphrodite?..thats fucking sick.
Skalumberate by Duke Gushington October 27, 2008
SALUM is a word for a person who is annoying and likes to get attention from people
Amanda is a salum
salum by Ghost_Princess February 13, 2017
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