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the feeling of dread received after reading a text saying “k.”
xen: k.
lou: oh my god that hurt my feelings so much. i feel so sjorty right now.
sjorty by lou :) December 25, 2021
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Wearing causal in a very cool and yet stylish fashion way!
Look at Hannah, She's always sporty specially with her new shorts!
sporty by Bryx September 19, 2016
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What you banging shorty on BD 

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.
Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

Everyday Shorty 

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty
Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro
Everyday Shorty by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

sporty femme 

A lesbian who is really fit and into sports but looks femme. Not a bull dyke or buch
A sporty femme does not look buch or like a bull dyke, she is fit and can hold her own when she dresses to the 9's(and wont look funny but sexy!!)
sporty femme by *~MEL~* April 26, 2008

Shorty G 

Typically trash at rapping. Also spends too much money on a trash car and makes trash money at DQ. Synonyms include trash and fuckboy.
Yo man did you hear shorty g's new song? It made my ears bleed.
Shorty G by Young yerri March 8, 2017

orange soda shorty 

crush , referring to the soda
“She’s my orange soda shorty
“Ohh shes your crush??
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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