Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

Related Words

siumb • scumbag • scumbucket • scumble • scumbagging • scumbagged • scumbaggery • scumberg • Scumbo • Scumboloid

scumberg

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014

Scumbag

A low life being with no morals.

Brynn is a scumbag.

Scumbag by Norm hull January 16, 2015

Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.

"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."

Scumbag Format by Volrather March 25, 2009

Scumbob

Refers to any episode of Spongebob that is awful, mean-spirited, or just plain shitty.

Guy 1: One Course Meal, Demolition Doofus, Pet Sitter Pat, the Splinter, and nearly every other modern Spongebob episode is Scumbob.

Scumbob by My username is January 23, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026