siumb

shove it up my butt

Just siumb.

by kayla krzyzkowski February 20, 2017

Scumbear

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

by scumbear June 12, 2013

scumberg

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

by Cormantha February 15, 2014

Scumbag

A low life being with no morals.

Brynn is a scumbag.

by Norm hull January 16, 2015

Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.

"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."

by Volrather March 25, 2009

Scumbob

Refers to any episode of Spongebob that is awful, mean-spirited, or just plain shitty.

Guy 1: One Course Meal, Demolition Doofus, Pet Sitter Pat, the Splinter, and nearly every other modern Spongebob episode is Scumbob.

by My username is January 23, 2016