Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

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situationism

a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.

"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

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Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

by jcf08 June 23, 2011

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Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

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Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.

Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?

by Mr. Goggles June 06, 2012

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