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sitting fuck 

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.
That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!
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shitting fuck 

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
shitting fuck by eeyun June 16, 2008

what the shitting fuck 

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck

Fucking and shitting 

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.
If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

Fucking and shitting 

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.
He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

Fucking Shitting Me 

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch