In a polyamourous relationship where at least two women are involved each woman is a sisterwife to the other. Sisterwives may or may not have a sexual relationship with each other.
Close female friend (or Dave) who believes that she holds a position of importance in the life of the Queen, even though she really just sleeps on various surfaces in Party Central. A sisterwife doesn't pay rent, but is domiciled in the home of the Queen Sisterwife and has no problem leaving mass amounts of garbage and refuse for the Queen to clean up. Sisterwives often take pleasure in naked spooning with the Queen Sisterwife and her random conquests, and also have no shame in belittling young Sicilian bedfellows. Whilst a sisterwife has no respect for the Queen's minions, she will often find solace in handholding with the aforementioned young men who find themselves in the lair of the Queen.
Louis, you are taking a nap and I've called you 50 times, with no response. A sisterwife would never do that. Stop having sex with tranny prostitutes.
A term used to describe a woman you're attracted to as "wife material" typically as a way to express wanting to be her brother, and not necessarily requiring her to be your biological sister (hopefully not ever).
I wish Ashley Graves from The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley was my sisterwife
A queen bitch sister wife or QBSW for short is someone who knows what they want and GETS IT, they rule over all of the other sister wives and even has a couple guys on the side
In a sentence: damn that girl stole my man again her twerk game is too strong. I wish I could be a QUeen bitch sister wife like er
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.