sinister D

A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.

Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.

-See shower shart

by Sinister D March 16, 2009

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli July 13, 2007

DJ Sinister

A white and purple pumpkin. Good roblox modeler that loves FNaF and Homestuck.
He now owns The Frank Fanbase

Man 1: "DJ Sinister is epic"
Man 2: "yes."

by BiteIsMe October 22, 2020

sinister slash

When you rip open the vagina with two hands so wide you can crawl inside.

I will sinister slash your girlfriend.

by Superslickwillyg January 24, 2014

sinister minister

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

Sinister Sister

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinistrous misstress.

The English word sinister comes from the Latin word "sinistre", meaning "left". So, since she's sexy and left-handed, she's a sinister sister.

by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

Sinister Edge

One who perceives himself to be like Frank Sinatra. Drinks, smokes, and gets women.
Also know as being the opposite of straight-edge.

So I have heard of a straight-edge life style. But wow, you surely live your life Sinister Edge!

by moody316 March 24, 2009