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Senioritis
A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.
symptoms include:
- laziness
- lack of motivation
- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)
- feeling of hopelessness
- thoughts of giving up
- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not
- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything
- panic feeling
The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
symptoms include:
- laziness
- lack of motivation
- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)
- feeling of hopelessness
- thoughts of giving up
- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not
- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything
- panic feeling
The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm
senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015
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senioritis sufferers anonymous
We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.
senioritis sufferers anonymous by LRay10 January 13, 2011
Drunk Sincerity
After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.
Drunk Sincerity by Underworld Element October 17, 2006
Senioritis
noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?
Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.
Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.
Senioritis by Joe C. November 11, 2004
Word of the Day on June 8, 2005
Seniority
when people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams.
person 1: hey did you make varsity?
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks
Seniority by John Doe 37391833910 November 12, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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