Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

O.J. Simpsoned by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009

Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.

Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!

Bart Simpsoned by Pazman October 6, 2017

Simpsoned

Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."

Man, Bill really sucks, he's constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.

Simpsoned by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004

Rebecca Simpsoned

Verb
Definition: to confuse Urban Dictionary definitions concerning shooting pool and giving head.

I Rebecca Simpsoned the shit out of that one last night.

Rebecca Simpsoned by KingGizzard March 10, 2021

simpsoned

The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.

She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!

simpsoned by nenakakes December 28, 2013

simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.

yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...

simpsoned by ryan pratt March 18, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026