When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.

Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.

A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.

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Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.

tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.

How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST

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She be simpin = when a girl simps

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she be simpin

Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him

Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone

Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday

Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday

She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic

If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin

Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin

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Simpani

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

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Simpin

When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them

Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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