simmar

He laughs alot n is a good friend of amay n Akshat n now fuck off

he id a dick
oh is that simmar?

simmar by simmar likes dicks November 23, 2021

Silmarillion 

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004

simmer down 

Calm down, chill out.

Simmer down!

simmer down by Dominick January 14, 2004

The Silmarillion 

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

The Silmarillion by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

sim simma 

1. a phrase used as a declaration or recognition of greatness by oneself or another person, most often used in a congratulatory nature

2. an informal greeting between friends, replaces or adds on to "yo" to mean "hows it going", or "whats up"

3. a response to a greeting, and depending on vocal tones, can be used to convey a wide variety of moods

4. nonsensical lyrics used by Beanie Man at the beginning of the song Who Am I

Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo dude, remember that girl I was talking to at the club last night?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Well afterward we went back to my place and she let me tap that!
Dude 2: Sim simmaaaaa!

Example 2+3:
Dude 1: Yo, sim simma?
Dude 2: Sim simma.

Example 4:
Beanie Man: Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer?

sim simma by Halo 2 Killa December 22, 2008

simar 

a beautiful, caring, open, and loving person. you’ll love her! she might be broken on the inside but doesn’t let anyone see. connects with one person and will love then off. super funny and outgoing once u get to REALLY know her.

jake: yo, it must be so great to have a girl like simar in your life
tyson: yea, she’s perfect, i’m so greatful

simar by yaboihhhhh October 27, 2019

simaris 

A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.

simaris wants me to perform synthesis on a corrupted heavy gunner

simaris by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018