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signorant 

To give your signature or consent on a form where you have not read all of the fine print. Many of us fall susceptible to this when checking off the 'I Agree' box in user-agreements for websites or software.
Person 1: Oh, I already signed the contract.
Person 2: ...that was fast. Did you remember to read all the fine print?
Person 1: No. Why?
Person 2: How could you be so damn signorant?
signorant by martage August 18, 2009
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smugnorant 

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness
Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.
smugnorant by dequsee February 4, 2019

ignorantion day 

The swearing in of an ignorant person.
The elected dumbass is having an ignorantion day.
ignorantion day by jpg3 January 20, 2013

La signora 

The definition of if bad why seggsy
La signora can kick me instead of venti
La signora by -Hu-Tao- June 20, 2021

La Signora 

"I love La Signora, she's just so amazing."
La Signora by Céline Dion February 14, 2022

Dwight you ignorant slut

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott
That guy constantly pretends to be clueless and helpless so his wife will cater to his every need.

Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.
Vignorant by Disco Bill January 4, 2011
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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