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shignorant

A individual that believes they are educated and understand the meaning of life, but are in fact truly idiots. They are idiots by no fault of their own due to being raised by, in and around nothing but bullshit. They are Lacking true knowledge or awareness. They are unaware of the shignorance they possess because excessive bull shit has been fed to them in large quantities disguised as information.
It’s not Bart’s fault he is so shignorant and self important. He was raised by a narcissistic father and homeschooled by his alcoholic mother that made reenact his day for her social media reels.
shignorant by Karen’s twin December 20, 2022
Words you can keep

smugnorant 

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness
Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.
smugnorant by dequsee February 4, 2019

stugnorant 

Being determined to an opinion that you know nothing about
Joe: I think that Earth isn't round
Bob: But science says that-
Joe: HISTORY CHANNEL SAID SO B*TCH LAY OFF
Bob: Dude, quit being so stugnorant, the Earth is round.
stugnorant by Rzrbak98 December 21, 2016

signorance 

The attribute a person has when they leave their directional signal on in their car for extended periods of time, while they are oblivious to that fact.
That person ahead of us has had their directional signal on for miles! They have signorance!
signorance by Don Wally July 7, 2009

Smugnorant 

when sanctimonious middle-class, centrist Democrats unironically accuse other white people of having white privilege whilst being oblivious to their own class privilege.

Another example is when they accuse an actor of playing a white saviour in a film whilst acting like a white saviour themself in their denouncment of said actor.
Katie is such a smugnorant dipshit. She supports candidates with predatory economic policies and still thinks she's woke because she pays lipservice to equality.
Smugnorant by Celebitchy February 6, 2019

Shignant 

She is IGNANT!
Shignant byotch!
Shignant by ToeKnee110 March 29, 2009

Stignorant 

Someone that's stupid and ignorant.
I'm not prejudice, I just hate STIGNORANT people.
Stignorant by Angel Face RBF! September 16, 2016
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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