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Sideboarding 

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.
Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.
Sideboarding by Snawa March 1, 2010
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Skinboarding 

What happens with your bro when double-penetrating the same hole
She really wanted a threesome, but we weren’t prepared for that skinboarding action
Skinboarding by Roccoferarri April 14, 2019
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sideboard 

kitchen counter... this is used regularly by older people in Maine...
"I spilled my beer all over the fucking sideboard guy!"

signatard 

Term for person who can't figure out how to turn off the default, often-branded, signature of their email program. Most commonly email applications found on smartphones. Usually something along the lines of: "Sent from my Dingleberry(r) on the Then(c) Network"
example email post from a signatard:

"Hey, guys, i just joined this list, can anyone tell me how to post to it?!!!!!
Sent from my LamePhone(c) on the Douchey Network(r)"
signatard by Chuco the driver January 21, 2011