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dirty Siemers 

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag
Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!
dirty Siemers by JJ Sie September 25, 2021
very caring funny smart and a good last name for anybody. Siebers is a name that famous people have. and they love ice cream and softball and crowder thats also a famous name.
i love them siebers and crowders!!!!!!
siebers by mosiebs July 24, 2011

dr. simmers 

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!
What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes
dr. simmers by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016
Crazy ASS old lady that yells and curses about god, often slams down the laptop when angry, wears a kimono, has evil ginger hair, also known as the book slamming, paper pushing off the desk, crazy woman.
Student: I'm black
Mrs. Siemer: NO YOUR ASIAN
Siemer by Badass Arab January 5, 2010

sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!
sam simmers by bestever! June 7, 2011
Guy #1:Who’s that? Is it Siemens
Guy #2: Ya but everyone calls him Big Mon Ting
Siemens by BIGGESTMON November 15, 2017