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When your favorite homie is out of town.
You then have no other option to go to your second best homie.
That's what you call a sidehomie.

"Ahh fuck, Chad is out of town... Only my other homie, Virgil, is home atm. Guess i'll have to settle for my sidehomie"

sidehomie by SmallDickBigProblems April 30, 2019

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sidehoe

A person that will send you pics make out with u and give you sexual pleasure without your main girl knowing

My sidehoe just gave me a great bj bro

sidehoe by basketball March 8, 2015

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Sidehoe

The definition of a Sidehoe gotta be technical, is a bitch who fucks another woman's man and really receives nothing from it.
A little cash or a bowl maybe, considered a slut not good enough to be the main bitch

Last night I tried to fuck my Sidehoe but, I couldn't because my main bitch woke up an hour before the hoe was ready.

Sidehoe by Pimpinainteasyforabegingplaya September 10, 2016

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sidehoe

the relationship you have on da side

Everyone knows that Tony Tang is Monika Vij's sidehoe.

sidehoe by hornsbyhoes4evaa August 10, 2018

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ymir.sidehoe

A very nice tiktoker who needs a hug :( I like her edits and she is very attractive

mother:who is ymir.sidehoe and why is she your wallpaper
Me:because her smile is pretty and she needs more love!

ymir.sidehoe by Mydadleftforthemilkandnevercam March 15, 2021

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sidehoge

a mixture of sideburn and ahoge where the sides of your hair are grown out long and dangle at the sides of your face

I grew out my sidehoges to go with my bangs.

sidehoge by ashteroids October 16, 2020

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Sidehoe

Any hoe your girl doesn't like

"Hey did you hear about Kevin's sidehoe?"
"Yeah his girl told me everything"

Sidehoe by Aye yo December 29, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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