The definition of a Sidehoe gotta be technical, is a bitch who fucks another woman's man and really receives nothing from it.
A little cash or a bowl maybe, considered a slut not good enough to be the main bitch
Last night I tried to fuck my Sidehoe but, I couldn't because my main bitch woke up an hour before the hoe was ready.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)