To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
A fashionable hair cut where one side of the head is shaved to the scalp, leaving the rest intact and respectable. The term is derived from the description of a mullet as being 'business in the front, party in the back'. It allows the person to be deemed respectable from one side, and rebellious from the other.
Since my housemate's boyfriend got a party side, he scares old women in the street.
noun. emos. refuring to their hairstyle. no matter their gender, age or leinght of hair, they all have sideparts of some kind. as an adj, to kick it sidepart is to go into an emotive state at randome times for no good reason.
the sideparters at my school always just hang around listoning to hawthorne heights and complaining ensessivly about their failyer or lack there of of sex/love/happyness/friends/girl pants/eye makeup/what ever.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.