side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 04, 2015

side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job

Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday

by funking re-re April 30, 2014

side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

Side Job

A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.

Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?

Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job

by totallyanonymousperson December 02, 2010

Side Job

The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm

I was too tired to have sex so he gave me a side job

by Priceless Princess 0209 May 25, 2016

Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013