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Strickly a sex buddy . The girl on the side . The guy on the side. Side jobs are use for purpose of sex. Sidejobs can never escalate to a girlfriend or boyfried . Sidejobs can not block partners from he or she having other sidejobs . Sidejobs can never become friends with partners other sidejobs or girlfriends / boyfriends.
Talia is a bad sidejob because she tells everyone she and Carlos are in a relationship in hope to scare Carlo's other sidejods away from from him . There for she is cut off
Sidejob by Sidejob LLP October 1, 2007
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Keebler Sidejob 

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.
The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.
Keebler Sidejob by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

side-job 

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.
He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.
side-job by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

side job 

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.
I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.
side job by blobdo April 4, 2015

Side Job 

A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.
Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?

Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job
Side Job by totallyanonymousperson December 2, 2010

sidejoke 

When telling a story that is funny, like a side note, you jump to another joke, either germane or not to the story. Can be narrated, an inside joke, or the way people who ADHD talk when explaining themselves or situations.

Similar to the joke telling that Ron Howard would use in Arrested Development.
I was telling Bob a story and then I told a sidejoke about the night and got a bonus laugh.

I am tried of always getting distracted with all the sidejokes when telling someone about last night.
sidejoke by Ronin-Cory July 16, 2014

Side Job 

The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm
I was too tired to have sex so he gave me a side job
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