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side cock
when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
side cock by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011
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Chips with a side of Cockamole
The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Chips with a side of Cockamole by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
Sidecock
a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.
Sidecock by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008
Sidecock
Sidecock
a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.
Sidecock by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008
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