Side cock

A male version of a side chick

Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!

by DDS95 July 18, 2018

side cock

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.

joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!

by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

Sidecock

a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.

Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.

by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008

Sidecock

When you can see your cock hanging out the side of your shorts.

Did you see Jake over there he had a major case of sidecock.

by LAfonta April 20, 2020

Sidecock

a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.

Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.

by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008

sidecock

The word sidecock is derived from sidekick, it is a derogatory term, used to highlight the inept or ineffective qualities of a sidekick.

Batman and his sidecock Robin

by offy July 7, 2007