to sit down in a stall adjacent to an already occupied stall in the bathroom. deemed especially rude when there are other open stalls NOT adjacent to the occupied stall.
When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...
The act of laying next to your partner in a tent while camping. The receiver unzips the rear portion of his sleeping bag and the giver unzips the front of his. They are connected via anal sex this imitating the side car on a motorcycle.
Things got weird on the island last night. We ended up having 18 cocktails and firing up the ol’ Boundary waters side car.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.