siatua 

Someone who is better than you at everything and in every way.
A woman who is confident. A woman who knows her worth and will check anyone who tries to make her feel below that. She doesn’t let the shit that haters say affect her or deter her. She loves herself inside and out and could care less about who doesn’t agree. She walks, talks, and acts like she owns everything in the room. She’s comfortable in her own skin and no one can change that. A woman who is independent. She doesn’t base her happiness, success or anything else on any person. She can handle her own, on her own. A women who is ambitious. She has goals, no matter how big or small in the eyes of the world, and works her ass off to achieve them. She knows she is destined for greatness. She doesn’t let anyone get in the way or stop her. Even if it’s her own doubt or negative feelings. A women who is strong. She has been through a lot but doesn’t let her past or negative people control her. No matter how many times she has been knocked down or will be knocked down, she knows how to get her ass right back up and dust herself off.

Siatua is a boss ass bitch

siatua by Hshdgdgzh December 20, 2016

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Situationship 

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018

Situationship 

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

Situationship by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021

Situationship 

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

Situationship by Derosa (DB) May 18, 2014

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011