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Shyma is a dumbbitch but everyone loves her. She's too good towards people even if they have done her wrong which is dumb. She's academically driven and wants the best for herself and the people who surround her. All the boys wanna fuck her and she secretly knows but will never admit it. She has undiagnosed drama issues and dyslexia but is funny to be around.
oh shyma just sent me a message I can't read but love her
shyma by haha365 May 31, 2020
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Shyma is the goddess of lust. She draws your attention with her luscious locks and temps you with a forever red on her lips.

When a girl looks at a handsome hunk she goes like" Oh I wish i could pull off a Shyma on that piece of sexy meat".

Shyma has often been referred to in greek mythology as the Man who hated himself and got a sex change (yup in those times medical technology was freakin advanced). The man was obsessed with boobs and got giant boobs with flashing lights.
One every Greek new year, the Greeks release Shyma balloons with giant tits for 3 consecutive days to celebrate her beauty.

The alternative meaning of Shyma is Divine Orgasm.
Oh My God I just had a Shyma!

Why can't I have a Shyma!!??
Shyma by CrypticaLystic August 23, 2011
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most beautiful smart amazing girl youll ever meet
John: OMG gurllll did you see shyma?
Jack: Yes shes so amazing yasssss
Jacob: We get it now stop acting girly pop!
She is a very unique person from Turkey, she is cute and beatiful in every way possible. She always knows what's best and is someone who is very valuable. Her smile will make you happy, she is the person everyone dreams of, she deserves only the best of the best, if something isn't right, you should do anything possible to get her happy again, she is just made to be happy.
I love Seyma a lot.
She is so cute! It's obviously Seyma!
There is no one in the world who deserves more than seyma.
Seyma by Anonym28130 May 30, 2017

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018

Shaman Flip 

When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method
Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.
Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
A person that is very responsible, kind and protective of everyone. He can be a bit annoying, but can be smart and cute
shamal is a cool kid
Shamal by MICHEAL 34 April 19, 2018