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Adj: Completely worthless and lacking any good qualities

Noun: A worthless person or object

Verb: To sit around aimlessly, doing nothing important or of value
Adj: The modem was being shwill and refused to function

Noun: My ex is a shwill and refuses to pay child support

Verb: Phil was shwilling around at home until 4 AM again last night
by Skorch August 17, 2009
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frisbee, barefoot soccer, going up to the cottage with friends, lying under the stars with friends are all examples of activities that are shwill
by jake tonar March 17, 2011
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1. adj. of very high quality or standard
2. interjection. showing whole hearted approval or agreement
"this martini is shwill"

"how about we go to the movies later?" response: "shwill"
by daniel Krauss-Kowalchuk May 19, 2006
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A Portuguese penis. Particularly one that belongs to someone named Michael. Originated from the word "Willy."
"Hey Mike can I see your shwill?"

"Your shwill is beauitful!"
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