Shwillham is a mysterious bog witch, known for his snatched eyeliner, scandalously short crop tops, and deep love for country songstress Shania Twain. Do not look him directly in the eye, lest you be turned into a stack of George R. R. Martin books.
The kids knew not to go into the woods at night. Nobody wanted to get eaten by a Shwillham like little Marty Martin did last summer.
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008
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by sconnie October 29, 2018
Get the swilliam mug.to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.
to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."
"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009
Get the shellhammer mug.the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.
"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."
"So, why did you get arrested last night?
Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"
"So, why did you get arrested last night?
Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"
by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009
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