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shwillham 

Shwillham is a mysterious bog witch, known for his snatched eyeliner, scandalously short crop tops, and deep love for country songstress Shania Twain. Do not look him directly in the eye, lest you be turned into a stack of George R. R. Martin books.
The kids knew not to go into the woods at night. Nobody wanted to get eaten by a Shwillham like little Marty Martin did last summer.
shwillham by CarrieTheOne February 12, 2022
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sqwilliam 

a sexy ass nigga with a massive cock and is the king of everything. you should date him
my boi lookin like a sqwilliam today
sqwilliam by sqwilliam May 20, 2018

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

swilliam 

someone that you definitely DO NOT hate. but always say you DO hate them. CONSTANTLY ask why you hate them.
'why do you hate me?'
"i don't hate you swilliam"
swilliam by sconnie October 29, 2018

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

schwillhaused 

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.
"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"
schwillhaused by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

shilliam 

A shilliam is a person who is extremely tall, white, and weak. They run like a tard.
Ha! Look at that retard run. Hes such a shilliam
shilliam by Cody Fox November 15, 2007
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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