shwillham 

Shwillham is a mysterious bog witch, known for his snatched eyeliner, scandalously short crop tops, and deep love for country songstress Shania Twain. Do not look him directly in the eye, lest you be turned into a stack of George R. R. Martin books.

The kids knew not to go into the woods at night. Nobody wanted to get eaten by a Shwillham like little Marty Martin did last summer.

shwillham by CarrieTheOne February 12, 2022

sqwilliam 

a sexy ass nigga with a massive cock and is the king of everything. you should date him

my boi lookin like a sqwilliam today

sqwilliam by sqwilliam May 20, 2018

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.

Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.

Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

swilliam 

someone that you definitely DO NOT hate. but always say you DO hate them. CONSTANTLY ask why you hate them.

'why do you hate me?'
"i don't hate you swilliam"

swilliam by sconnie October 29, 2018

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

schwillhaused 

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.

"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"

schwillhaused by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

shilliam 

A shilliam is a person who is extremely tall, white, and weak. They run like a tard.

Ha! Look at that retard run. Hes such a shilliam

shilliam by Cody Fox November 15, 2007