shvindling

The act of spinning oneself into oblivion through either intoxication with alcohol (or other substances) or the utter confusion within oneself as you age.

Being in an altered state of mind.

My grandma is shvindling again. Too much stress puts her over the edge.

Let’s get shvindled tonight!

shvindling by sbg3 December 5, 2024

Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

shingling

The act of continuing to date a girl you want to break up with while you start dating a new girl. It usually occurs because you either don't't know how to break up with your girlfriend, or because you want insurance in case the new girlfriend doesn't work out. The period of overlap is like the way shingles overlap on a roof.

John's was shingling with Alice until he finds a way to break up with Mary.

shingling by LV8x September 25, 2009

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

shandling by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

shindingle 

Shindingle, verb, to strike someone in the throat.

Joe's mother told him to clean his room, so he shindingled the bitch.

shindingle by Chris Kupcho July 6, 2005

Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

Garry Shandling by Restekp August 4, 2018

Shmingling 

when a blonde parties way to hard and loves french people too much in that short period of insanity.

Dude, that girl is shmingling so hard. She is latched onto that french kid.

BONSIEUR. I just made sweet tender love to a shmingling american girl with my baguette.

Shmingling by I'mThatCoolTaylor December 11, 2010