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human shishkabob 

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.
Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

shushkabob 

(n). A penis that is used for the sole purpose of silencing another person by means of insertion into an orifice, esp. the mouth.

(v). The act of penetrating another with the intent of silencing them, often as a result of annoyance.
She kept going on about her intuitive cats, so I had to give her shushkabob.

Her rendition of More Than A Feeling is a desperate plea for a shushkabob.
shushkabob by Top Meat November 16, 2009

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.
Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
Red Hot Shishkabob by Andy K May 11, 2004

Shishkebabray 

A way to express the word “shit” in front of your parents or kids
Holy shishkebabray that’s a big dong

Shishkabob 

a word that can solve any dead silence. Most commonly known as a type of food on a stick
*silence*
girl: Shishkabob!
*laughter*
Shishkabob by Hillary Kelso May 14, 2007

Shishkabob Snackin 

A term used to describe the act of a woman performing fellatio.
Girl: Im pretty hungry tonight. Wanna go out and grab something to eat?

Guy: Hell no, why would you want to go out when you could stay here and start Shishkabob Snackin?
Shishkabob Snackin by Rog Law July 30, 2008
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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