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a word that can solve any dead silence. Most commonly known as a type of food on a stick
*silence*
girl: Shishkabob!
*laughter*
by Hillary Kelso April 21, 2007
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n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.
I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.
by MC Derf July 29, 2006
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When one's penis is inserted into a woman too deeply.
Marie: John's dick was so huge last night. I'm so sore.
Joan: Oh man that sucks. Did John shishkabob you?
Marie: Yeah I felt like I was on top of a skewer the whole time.
by Senora Varges February 16, 2009
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A sexual procedure in which a person inserts their penis into a chick's badonkadonk and pushes it all the way through so that it comes out her mouth. It is possible to also then shishkabob another chick, and another, and another all at once.

Yes, this does actually work.
Yo, I shishkabob'd three chicks last night at once!
Awesome, my record is four at once.

Tonight I'm gonna shishkabob Tark and AG at the same time. It's gonna be awesome.

Hey man, I can shishkabob so many chicks I'm a 1-man-orgy.
by punani patrol April 08, 2005
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A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.
Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!
by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 24, 2010
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verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.
"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"
by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008
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