Shishkabob

a word that can solve any dead silence. Most commonly known as a type of food on a stick

*silence*
girl: Shishkabob!
*laughter*

by Hillary Kelso May 14, 2007

Shishkabob

A drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of NO-XPLODE, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.

1-"Bro I'm trying to get messed up tonight"
2-"Let's do some shishkabobs"
1-I don't know man that shit is pretty rough, terrible hangover.

by shish k Bob April 8, 2012

Shishkabob

When one's penis is inserted into a woman too deeply.

Marie: John's dick was so huge last night. I'm so sore.
Joan: Oh man that sucks. Did John shishkabob you?
Marie: Yeah I felt like I was on top of a skewer the whole time.

by Senora Varges February 16, 2009

Shishkabob

A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.

Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!

by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 25, 2010

Shishkabob

When a female simultaneously takes two dicks from two fairly tall men, one in the mouth and one in the ass, and is lifted off of the ground due to their height. Not the be confused with the "Rotisserie Chicken", which is the same act with the addition of the men spinning the girl once she is airborne.

Tom: Did you bang that girl last night?
Jack: Yeah, Lou and I shishkabobed the fuck out of her!

by GJS813 October 8, 2016

Shishkabob

A very intimate, part-physical, part-mental connection that is found between two people. It is a link between the closest of friends. It is a connection that is difficult for others to understand.

Zack: Dude you wanna hang out tonight?

Brandon: I was just about to suggest the same thing! SHISHKABOB!!

Zack: SHISHKABOB!!!

Claire: I don't understand...

Brandon: We are shishkabob. You won't get it

by hawkowlnelson October 28, 2011

shishkabobing

Made up word for people who are dating, but haven't went on a date yet.

(Greg and Sandy walk down the hall)
George: Are Greg and Sandy going out?
Johnny: No, they are shishkabobing, but they are going out on a date sometime this week.

by shishkaking December 8, 2009