shurko 

The epitome of awesome.

What does awesome look like?
A Shurko.

shurko by Gypsy Lagoon January 3, 2014

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013

Shurk 

A way of life. Shurk is what the elite people of the world practice. If you don't know Shurk, you are a heretic.

Dude 1: That dude is amazing.
Dude 2: He's in the zone of shurkness, also known as Shurking out.
Dude 1: I wish I could do that
Dude 2: Everyone does.

Shurk by R1994 June 12, 2009

Shurouq 

shurouq (noun)

1. attractive female that has the looks, personality, and money.
2. sexy female that rises and shines like the sun.
3. female that is loyal, sweet, and mannered.

Shurouq walks in the room and all eyes stare at the beautiful creature.

Shurouq by jayjay4324 April 28, 2010

Shukoff 

A long, hardwood table used by Icelandic fisherman. Term, derives from the bridge bow of Viking ships centuries back. A small principality off the coast of Greenland called "Shukoffzbin" harbored some of the the most fine trees in all of the Atlantic. They were cut into lumber perfect for salt water vessels and hard table top used to chop up fish.

-Let the mast down and place the rope on the Shukoff.

-We can't begin our quest through the seven seas without a good Shukoff.

Shukoff by Leif Andersen, Reykjavik, Iceland May 23, 2008

Shukoff 

The term "Shukoff" derives from the old German/Slovic term for sexual deviant. The word dates back to 1560 from Old Germanic culture where the nobility would ravage peasant women with large breasts and/or large behinds. Because of the deviant nature of the Nobilty in the Western Bavarian region, named the 'Shukoff clan', the name became synonomous with sexual rape, aggression and overall misogynist male behavior. The term is relevant today in Bavarian and Eastern European slang culture, but has yet to transcend into Western Europe and the Americas. It has been coined in countless cinematic features of German cinema, most noteably in the 1994 German Award Winning feature "Schlitzkin". There German Film star Laers Uesterbraust opens with a monologue which ends in the quote; "Uen bren kein de austvitzcz scher Shukoff." Translated into English, the phrase means I am the biggest Shukoff that ever lived. The German masterpiece was an epic examination of womanizing and love after the collapse of the Berlin Wall.

-That guys was such a "Shukoff." Did you see him eyeing us up and down when we walked into the party.

-Don't be such a "Shukoff," treat women with respect.

-If you don't watch yourself, you will become the campus "Shukoff"

Shukoff by Davis Mccanter, Linguisitcs at University of Cambridge May 15, 2008

surkogged 

to become extremely drunk beside a lake or in a similar outdoor area(~river,pond etc) at an early hour of the day and make drunken phone calls to people giving them advice on matters that you have no business in.

'oh god,i was surkogged beside the ucd lake the other day-i had two bottles of wine..i dunno what i even said to ur man on his dvd player from power city'.

surkogged by sorchaismyname January 12, 2009