Shummed 

The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.

I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.

Shummed by ThrillJ August 22, 2014

Shummed 

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

Shummed by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

Shummed 

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

Shummed by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Slummed 

When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.

Sarah: Hey, you gonna dance?
Joe: Hell no, I'm slummed... you do it...

Slummed by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up

Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!

Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013

Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.

Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!

Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011

Shammed 

when someone has been proved wrong or have been put down.

"You just got shammed!"

Shammed by steph_sprockett September 3, 2005