Shumed

Where you shit and cum at the same to.

Holy shit bro, I just shumed.

by cybermush July 13, 2023

Shumes

Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.

Wow, that guy is such a shumes!

by MrMk92 September 24, 2011

shumee

Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.

Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.

by thenick t December 27, 2014

Shuming

Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.

Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "

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by Mighty Shummer October 19, 2021

Shume

Used to reinforce the positive nature of a situation or event.

Frank: Dude! I got a new car today!
Brian: Shume! No way!

by thesunishappy March 20, 2010

ka-shume

The breaking of one's ka-tet. This is generally caused by a death of one of the members. It is signified by a deep foreboding feeling that all members can feel. As coined in Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.

I'd been feeling ka-shume all day, then I got the call that my wife died in a car accident.

by M4d Baumer June 10, 2010

Shuming

The art of one shitting thyself and ejaculating at the same time

"Look at that Jake's mom is shuming

All over the floor," "gross"

by Mrppman April 27, 2020