4 definitions by Snoopdoggydex

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An expulsion of air through the penis.
My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.
by snoopdoggydex December 31, 2011
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The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.
My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night
by snoopdoggydex February 03, 2013
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A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."
I did that prehandedly.
by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008
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The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.
That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.
by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008
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