shuhaab
shuhaab by unclesboy69 October 28, 2020
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shuaib / shöb / shuhayb
A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to man, and also all the ones that are not known to man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend
He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend
He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
guy one: man I wish I could be like shöb
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020
shahaab
A man of great passion and courage, as is defined by any who approach a 'Shahaab'. Any woman will be infatuated at the moment that a smile creeps upon his lips.
A Shahaab will usually have some Indian heritage.
However, if a rival male is to make contact with a Shahaab he should be wary as he will be deceived and betrayed in the hopes that the Shahaab can gain respect from the women.
A Shahaab will usually have some Indian heritage.
However, if a rival male is to make contact with a Shahaab he should be wary as he will be deceived and betrayed in the hopes that the Shahaab can gain respect from the women.
Person 1 (Female) : 'Did anybody see Shahaab over there? He's incredible...'
Person 2: (Male): 'Ah I wouldn't trust him... I know him. Last week he made my girlfriend think I was cheating on her and he slept with her the following night.'
Person 2: (Male): 'Ah I wouldn't trust him... I know him. Last week he made my girlfriend think I was cheating on her and he slept with her the following night.'
shahaab by Mr Theorem June 10, 2018
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