shudderstock

Everyday dating app images of unappealing people and their unappealing personal lives.

Nothing on Tinder tonight but shudderstock of greasy haired, dead-eyed mouth breathers in sad bathrooms.

shudderstock by SweetMollyMalone December 11, 2021

shutterstock 

Satan.

*doing school project*
Me: YES I FOUND THE PERFECT PICTURE
*looks at picture and sees shutterstock watermark*
Me: F*CK

shutterstock by PseudonymIsAFakeWord April 18, 2017

Shudderwock

The most annoyingly awesome Hearthstone card ever released. Based off of Lewis Carroll's nonsense poem "Jabberwocky", the Shudderwock has the ability to extend the play time of single game by 20 minutes with an endless chain of animations. It's fun to play the first few times, but it gets old real fast.

Daniel: Hey guys, I just built a Shudderwock deck
Sydney: Really? How is it?
Daniel: It wins almost every game! All I have to do is play for 20 minutes, wait 30 minutes for the animations to wear off, and I get an easy win.

Shudderwock by BilliamWang November 27, 2018

shutterstockish 

Slick but the content is vague so it can appear shutterstockish; glitzy but low in actual value- especially in videos or photos.

The video was cool but a bit shutterstockish.

shutterstockish by jopo629 September 19, 2019

shutterstock 

where you ban someone out of annoyance or being so basic like a shutterstock pic

random people: aye ban this dude he's being a shutterstock

shutterstock by 𒐫𒐫𒐫 February 5, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022