"The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction."

To sum it all up, the ultimate badass in everything awesome.

Holy shitcakes Batman! I just saw Shub Niggurath! I can die a happy human.

shub niggurath by Manzy May 13, 2005

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Shub

Verb: Variation of "shart" occurring in the bathtub. An anal release in a bathtub intended to be a fart that unintentionally contains fecal matter. A portmanteau of “shit” and “tub.”

Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.

Noun use:
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.

Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.

Shub by dilbrent March 26, 2010

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Shub

1. A top bloke i.e. a sick c*nt, legend, champion, etc.
2. A top chick i.e. a sick b*tch.
3. An attractive female.

1. Thanks for your help man, you're a shub!
2. Your mum is pretty cool man, she's a shub!
3. Check out the hottie! She's a shuuuub!!! ;)

Shub by Albz December 7, 2014

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Shub

Aggresivly Shoving

I shub bbc everyday

Shub by Catman2345 March 7, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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