shroki 

1. A loser mofo
2. A pairing between between Loki from Marvel and Shrek

Definition 1: Damn, you're such a shroki...
Definition 2: Shroki is such a cute pairing, I would die for them...!

shroki by Toiletfarts1234 November 21, 2021

shroki 

Definition 1. A loser mofo

Definition 2. A pairing between Loki from Marvel and Shrek

1. Wow, you're such a shroki dude...

2. Omg shroki is such a cute pairing, I would die for them ;_;

shroki by Toiletfarts1234 November 22, 2021

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013

Stroking gun 

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.

Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism

shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014