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when you're recording a video or taking a photo of an animal and they walk up to the camera, sniffing it and covering the screen with their face. in most cases, this is used in reference to a pet cat, but it may also be used for other animals and pets, such as dogs.

word may be used as a verb or a noun.
"I was taking a video of my cat and he did a pensis! It was so adorable!

"That pensis of my cat is so goofy. I love it."
Pensis by princepokey April 4, 2024

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

Urban Penis Tionary 

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!