shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

by thatsright December 27, 2004

shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

by lisagirl April 07, 2003

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

shrinkage

When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.

by The Asshatter December 18, 2006

Shrinkage

when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time

yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE

by The spy queen July 13, 2015

Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003