Shrimp Chip
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Shrimp Chip by red_shamus August 6, 2022
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