A type of acne that appears below the skin on a person's shoulders and upper arms. Commonly due to exercising without showering afterwards, thus the parallel to the popular NBA player Shaquille O'Neal or the Shaq.
by red_shamus June 11, 2018
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 07, 2022
Memes that are so obscene or disgusting that they only way they can be passed along social media streams is if they are deep-fried or distorted in such a way that they are seemingly illegible. Rank memes usually depict overt sexual behavior or extreme acts of violence accompanied with ironic music, typically with the bass boosted past the point that it can be recognized as the original piece.
I showed my wife a rank meme I made in Photoshop and she took the kids to her mother's and hasn't called in three days
by red_shamus June 11, 2018
A combination of daunting and strenuous. Used to describe a situation or person who is difficult to deal with and requires extream patience to handle.
by red_shamus June 26, 2018
A term that can be slipped into casual conversation to imply another individual has groped your genitals and/or breasts.
"Hey, have you ever read about emperor Ugrabadeez?"
"No, who's Ugrabadeez?"
"Ugrabadeez nuts, bitch."
"No, who's Ugrabadeez?"
"Ugrabadeez nuts, bitch."
by red_shamus June 11, 2018