An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
To be, or something that is the absolute best in context to it's particular category. As mentioned by Shane Gillis (Comedian) and co host of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast (MSSP) in reference to the movie Shrek, being that the first Shrek in the series was the best.