shreeyesh
as black as shreeyesh.
Geoff Shreeves
1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.
2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.
Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.
Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
Geoff Shreeves by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013
Shreyash
He is the most sweetest, attractive and intelligent man. If you are his girl he'll take care of you like a little princess of his and will love you forever. He's adorable, he's hot, he's witty, he's classy, he's everything a girl craves for.
Shreyash by Insta_girl June 15, 2019
sheeesh
Pronounced “sheeeeeee”, generally shouted with a high-pitched tone, and accompanied by an optional (but recommended) “ice in the veins gesture”, this word is an expression of solidarity.
sheeesh by “gangsta” with a hard R April 21, 2021
shreyashi
the most funniest, cutest, smartest GORL ever. if you’re friends with her you’re so lucky. don’t ever let her go. she keeps everything to herself, but she thinks that’s for the better. she’s truly amazing. don’t EVER hurt her.
guy: hey who’s that ?
other guy: omg that’s shreyashi she’s so amazing
guy: oh fr ? u think i can get her ?
other guy: boi no she’s WAY stop good for u
other guy: omg that’s shreyashi she’s so amazing
guy: oh fr ? u think i can get her ?
other guy: boi no she’s WAY stop good for u
shreyashi by DEEZ NUTS LOL XD July 17, 2018
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