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Geoff Shreeves 

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
Geoff Shreeves by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013
Related Words
A word used by chads to express amazement.
Person 1: My mum died last night
Person 2: Sheeesh
Sheeesh by toki0179 April 21, 2021
Pronounced “sheeeeeee”, generally shouted with a high-pitched tone, and accompanied by an optional (but recommended) “ice in the veins gesture”, this word is an expression of solidarity.
The friend group all run into one another.
All: Sheeesh!

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sheeeeesh by allhailkiwi April 13, 2021

Sheeeesh 

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Sheeeesh by Sheeeeeeeeesh April 4, 2021

Sheeeesh 

Can use to reply to any situation and will mean the tone you say it in. Usually used when people are either excited or not down.
Person 1: “Dan let’s go on a mile run”

Person 2: “Sheeeesh, you’re crazy it’s too hot”

Person 1: “Lets go drink at the club”

Person 2: “sheeeesh, hell yaaaa”
Sheeeesh by Longblackhair August 21, 2019