Definitions by allhailkiwi

jhon 4 

jhon 4 is a creature not seen by many, but your life will be changed when you see one. You may be wondering when you see a John 4, if you ever got such a chance. The first and main giveaway are his socks and sandals, with the sandals being the main focus. The sandals will say "JOHN" on the left, and "4" on the right. This is an attempt to blend in, and not reveal his real identity. His sandals will also be really shitty and beat up, looking like they are a decade old, despite being on a few years old. He will also be a dumbass, and have brown mop hair, and very white skin. Jhon 4s are tanks, and angering one could lead to your untimely death. But overall, jhon 4 is a memorable creature and take your time admiring this absolute beast.

"Is that jhon 4?"
"Oh my god it is!"

jhon 4 by allhailkiwi April 30, 2021

Doorstop Kid 

That one ginger kid that chews on the doorstop.

Doorstop kid stop chewing on the Doorstop

Doorstop Kid by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Discord Kid 

I know there are 3 people in here on discord. Can sniff out those dirty tab-switchers and knows who is on discord in class. Some have hired him as an undercover bounty hunter of sorts. His services are worth the price of a few cliff bars and maybe even some otter pops.

Discord Kid : I know there are 3 people in here on discord.
Person being snitched on : No I'm not

Discord Kid : I'm afraid I'm gonna get beat up

Discord Kid by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. 

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. is a spanish wizard, he averages a 97 with his magnificent and straight up elite ability to use quizlet and google translate. He is world renowned for his superb comebacks i.e. your mom, no you, kys, etc.

Google Chrome: I want to congratulate Paul Andrew Judy Jr. for his hard work on his Spanish work
Paul Andrew Judy Jr.:Thank you

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV 

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

PJ 

PJ is that one sussy mother fucker that is crazy and stuff.

Paul Judy PJ

PJ by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Pycro 

Pycro is a pro fortnite gamer like Justin, he is also cracked at the hit sensation of a game, Fortnite Battle Royale, common tags include. Subscribe to Pycro on YouTube and like the video :3

Person 1 : Aye you finna drop a sub on Pycro?
Person 2 : Fo show broski

Pycro by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021