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not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration
person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
shplod by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020
Sploud
A person who is both special and very loud would be very accurately described Sploud.
Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.
Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.
I pulled 9 million women
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!
Sploud by Johnny MR Bravo September 19, 2011
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026