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not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration
person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"
person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"
shplod by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020
Sploud
A person who is both special and very loud would be very accurately described Sploud.
Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.
Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.
I pulled 9 million women
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!
Sploud by Johnny MR Bravo September 19, 2011
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026