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showurnate 

The act of urinating in the shower. Results in what are quite possibly the most relaxing moments that any of us will ever experience.
"Dude, I showurnated this morning and almost fell asleep standing up."
showurnate by razer May 30, 2005

Showfuck 

Showfuck(s), noun: A person or group of persons engaged in idiotry while trying to look hip/artistic/cool/relevant.

Related forms: showfuckery.
Christian Dior's Sauvage ad campaign is a case of ignorant showfuckery. Why, Johnny Depp, why?
Showfuck by Mrs. Bad Baptist September 1, 2019
It is a name of Moses's wife. Shofura in Arabic means a woman who will always keeps her innocence. It is called "iffah" in Arabic which means Purity, modesty, and Chaste.
Shofura: Shad, Fa, Ra'. In Arabic it is pronounced as "Shofuro"
shofura by curated girl November 24, 2021

How the hell you spell showfer? 

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!