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Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower
Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore
Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Shogunate 

(SHOH-guh-nate) The government of medieval Japan in which the Shogun, a military and civil regent, served as the actual leader, while the emperor was the symbolic head of the state and religion. There were three shogunates throughout Japanese history - 1) the Kamakura Shogunate (1192–1333), 2) the Ashikaga Shogunate (1336–1573), and 3) the Tokugawa Shogunate (1603–1868).
Governor → Government
Shogun → Shogunate
Caliph → Caliphate
Sultan → Sultanate

Showerbate 

I love to showerbate in cold water
Showerbate by triangle_boy June 24, 2011

Showerbater

The act one masturbating in the shower
I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater
Showerbater by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

Showerbate 

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.
Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.
Showerbate by Xiwt June 21, 2012

Showerbate 

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.
Showerbate by haha. k. March 28, 2015
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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trucker's tan 

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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